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Apple

iPhone Duo — maxed

Talk of the town

The foldable everyone is arguing about. Unfolds into a status symbol.

I need the big screen for on-the-go agent monitoring.

$2,999

Backordered everywhere

Apple

Mac mini cluster — 4 nodes

LARP tier

Four minis, one switch, a photo you will absolutely post.

I'm running my own datacenter now.

$5,596

You will use one of the four

Anthropic

Claude Max 20x

The developer's tier. Burns through rate limits you'll still hit.

This replaces two contractors, easily.

$200/mo

Cancels whenever you admit it

OpenAI

ChatGPT Pro

Best seller

Effectively unlimited everything, including your excuses.

It pays for itself the second I close one client.

$200/mo

Cancels whenever you admit it

Apple

Mac mini M4 Pro — 64GB

Enough unified memory to hold a 70B model and your ambitions.

Local inference means my margins are basically infinite.

$1,999

One-time

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Cursor Ultra

Vibe coder staple

Twenty agents running in parallel, one of them doing something useful.

I'm not coding, I'm orchestrating.

$200/mo

Cancels whenever you admit it

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