Apple
iPhone Duo — maxed
The foldable everyone is arguing about. Unfolds into a status symbol.
“I need the big screen for on-the-go agent monitoring.”
$2,999
Backordered everywhere
Mac minis for the agent swarm, every frontier lab subscription, agent software, GPU cloud, API credits and the desk cosplay. Add it all to the cart and see what the fantasy actually costs — checkout charges $0.
Apple
The foldable everyone is arguing about. Unfolds into a status symbol.
“I need the big screen for on-the-go agent monitoring.”
$2,999
Backordered everywhere
Apple
Four minis, one switch, a photo you will absolutely post.
“I'm running my own datacenter now.”
$5,596
You will use one of the four
Anthropic
The developer's tier. Burns through rate limits you'll still hit.
“This replaces two contractors, easily.”
$200/mo
Cancels whenever you admit it
OpenAI
Effectively unlimited everything, including your excuses.
“It pays for itself the second I close one client.”
$200/mo
Cancels whenever you admit it
Apple
Enough unified memory to hold a 70B model and your ambitions.
“Local inference means my margins are basically infinite.”
$1,999
One-time
Cursor
Twenty agents running in parallel, one of them doing something useful.
“I'm not coding, I'm orchestrating.”
$200/mo
Cancels whenever you admit it
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